THE STORY

Casey Mark Alan Margolis is "The Margolis". The story starts in Panorama City, California on July 4th, 1996, where a pregnant woman has just delivered a baby the size of a watermelon. This watermelon has curly hair and male genitals, his name is Casey. Casey grew up in Murrieta, California and loved it, but one day, at the age of seven, the boy and his family moved to Las Vegas, Nevada. You see, Las Vegas was a deep dark scary place where monsters lived, Casey did not like it here, but his parents were now retired and the move was final. Casey spent most of his time watching movies and television, until one day he addressed his parents and asked if he could be ON the television and movies. He proceeded to get an agent by the age of ten and auditioned for many roles, until one audition for a very naughty feature film came up. Casey landed this job, and filmed this film. This film's name was, "Superbad", and casey played the young main character. He drew penises. The End.

THE LEGEND

From America to Mojokerto, he has brought on so many laughs that it is a god given miracle. Casey Margolis is the greatest thing to come to this planet since Cher herself. Casey Margolis is an amazing person and is better than you. Casey Margolis just talked in third person for a while. I just tricked you into thinking I was very conceded, i'm awesome. I do what I love which is Act, Write, and Direct, I have an amazing family and awesome viewers, and I'm appreciative for that.

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